Marc Jacobs | Port Shoes | $350
This take on the boat shoe by Marc Jacobs utterly fails as a boat shoe—suede upper, leather sole—but for some reason I don’t think he was trying to be functional. That said, the form is on point, and I can think of dozens of ways to look fly in these this summer. If only they cost one third as much…
P.S. If it feels like I complain about the price of designer items all the time… It’s because I do.