Gameday Glasses | Cardinal Glasses with Gold Lenses | $20
This post is intended primarily for my friends at USC and other Trojan fans… So read on if you’re one of those people, and if you’re not, well… You should probably seriously consider becoming a Trojan fan (since we are the best).
Anyway, I’m sure you know that Charlie Weiss is talking shit like a bitch and actually thinks he is going to beat us this year. Keep in mind this is a coach whose greatest win is a loss (to USC, in 2005, duh). Obviously we are going to beat the everliving hell out of them, but—just in case—you’d better get decked out in as much USC gear a possible.
That’s where the glasses come into play. You should buy them and wear them. They are fresh, inexpensive, and they are sold and distributed by USC students. Plus they are sure to actually come in handy as sunglasses when you are sitting around the Coliseum for two hours before games because you wanted to get the good seats.