wineBOTA | $49
They mentioned Papa Hemingway in the linked post and I immediately knew I needed to own one of these. Is there anything Ernest Hemingway did in his entire life that wasn’t awesome? Grow sweet beards… Write excellent books… Fight marlins… Breed six-toed cats. A worthy idol of any modern gentleman. If he’s willing to tote around wine in a goat’s stomach, then, goddamnit, so am I.