Heliotrope | Cabbie Napkins | $3
If you’re currently enrolled in an American university, you might want to start carrying these around. Then, the next time your friend starts acting a fool, instead of carrying his or her dumb ass home, you can just fill one of these out, shove it in their hands, send them on their way, and hope for the best!
Grenade Ornaments | $32
Bliptronic 5000 LED Synthesizer | $50
It’s the Tone Matrix in real life!
