What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
Well you don’t worry your pretty striped head
We’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your comfy tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug, Doug, ohhh Doug, Douggie Douggie Doug Doug
But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers…
Well then we’re shit outta luck!
Via @stevemanuel
