USB Crunching Apollo Creed | $30
Oh. My. God. If you know anything about me, you know that I love the Rocky movies. As such, I love these USB toys. You can take your pick of Rocky, Apollo, or Clubber Lang and watch them do sit-ups in your USB port for only $30 each, or $50 for all three! No, they don’t store any data, or do anything useful whatsoever, but they are perfect. In fact, the only way they could be more perfect is if there were an Ivan Drago one.